You must follow these instructions precisely in order to serve cheese balls the Cortesi family way.
Obtain a canister of cheese balls. The blue cardboard one, with the yellow lid. (Do they even still make these any more?) If you can’t find these, a knock off variety will do, but they won’t be as good.
Count twice to be sure. Count again.
Debate with a sibling about whether THEY might have gotten MORE cheese balls than YOU. (They didn’t.)
Savor your precisely appointed cheese balls.