Naked Girl Cake

This is everyone’s favorite cake. Mom learned to decorate it when she took some cake decorating class.

Naked girl Cake Icing

Make a cake. Put a naked girl in it. Decorate with icing so it looks like the girl is wearing a dress. Cut it from the back so the butt shows. Giggle.

Ok apparently there are actual instructions for this. Who knew?

• Cake ingredients (plus you will also need the icing- ingredients on next page):
• Cake mix (whatever flavor you prefer).
• 2 eggs (ignore the box if it says 3)
• 1 1/3 cup milk or juice (orange, apple, pineapple, etc)

Pre-heat oven to 325 degrees (cake will take longer to bake — maybe 40 min instead of 25-30 min). Grease 8” round pan, and a 1% qt. bowl with Pam. Sift cake mix (it will rise higher and have a better texture). Use 2 eggs instead of 3, despite what the box says. Instead of 1 1/3 cup water, use 1 1/3 cup milk or juice. DON’T add any oil or margarine (it causes crumbs to come off when frosting). Also no one wants a crumb-y butt. Beat for 2 min. Pour batter into bowl and pan — but put more batter in the bowl than pan.

(continued on next page) Bake until done (cake springs back when touched in the center). Cool cake 20 min, then remove onto rack to finish cooling. When both are cool, position bowl cake upside- down on round layer.

• Mix up Spreading Frosting:
• 4 cups confectioner’s sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla (or whatever flavoring)- 1/3 cup whole milk (add a little at a time)- 3/4 cups Crisco

Mix on slow to moderate speed until smooth and very white. Add drops of food coloring to achieve desired shade. Spread on cake.

• Mix up Firm Frosting:
• 4 cups confectioner’s sugar- 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1/4 cup whole milk
• 3/4 cup Crisco

Do not over beat. Divide and add coloring to each. Pipe onto the cake like a ball gown. Stick doll in the center top up to the doll’s waist. Continue to pipe icing onto upper torso of doll for dress top.

Ok NOW you cut it from the back so the butt shows and giggle.