Cortesi Family Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches

Rachel’s Version:

• 2 slices bread
• 1 jar peanut butter
• 1 jar jelly
• 1 dill pickle spear
• fritos

Spread peanut butter on one slice of bread, and jelly on the other. Sprinkle jelly side with fritos. Cut the dill pickle into 5 large chunks and put them on the bread slice spread with peanut butter. For the top of the sandwich, slam the 2 slices together. You will know that it is well made if the large pickle chunks are almost poking through the top of the bread.

Serve with some dog food.

Dad’s Version:

• 2 slices bread
• 1 jar peanut butter
• 1 jar jelly

Put the two slices of bread on a plate, and serve. Note: the bread should not have any peanut butter or jelly spread on it. If the person you are serving the sandwich to tries to ask why the sandwich doesn’t have anything on it, tell them not to argue with you and send them to their room.